WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaking on behalf of President Biden, Jen Psaki claimed today that we should keep letting unvaccinated immigrants into the country, since we need to fill all the roles of unvaccinated workers who got fired.

PORTLAND, OR—Local liberal man Patrick Verde wears a mask everywhere, but there’s just one problem: nobody can see how smug he looks over his superiority for wearing a mask. “If nobody can see how smug I look, what’s the point?” he lamented to the Portland Politburo. “I’m so much better than everyone else, but they can’t see my superior smirk.” Verde often also wears a face shield, and the glare further obscures his haughty looks of superiority. Furthermore, when he goes grocery shopping, he wears goggles, and people can’t even tell that he’s looking down on them.

Your 2021 HHS Cheerleading Squad! Front Row (L-R): Mylisha Allen, Justice Morris, Alexis Young, Samantha Eckles, Jenna Briggs, Jessica Moore, Blakeli Whiteman, Makayla Chambers, Sara Coats, Makenzie Fowler Back Row (L-R): Tristan Goodman, Audrey Miller, Sierra Crawford, Makaylie Crawford

Kaitlin Milligan of Norman shot 9-under to tie for 10 out of 397 women golfers from all over the world and easily advanced in the LPGA Qualifying tournament Stage One in late August at the Dinah Shore Course at Mission Hills Country Club in Rancho Mirage, Calif.

The Holdenville City Council held their regularly scheduled meeting last Tuesday night. Most items on the agenda warranted little to no discussion before passing unanimously. Money was approved for the Fire Department to spend from their own budget on materials for Fire Prevention week coming up next week in Holdenville grade and middle schools, reserve police officer Robert Silva, Jr. was hired as a part-time officer, and a special election was set for November 9, 2021, to fill the vacant Ward 3 City Council seat.

Holdenville Firefighters responded to a fire on E. 8th Street in the early Monday morning hours this week. The home, which was originally the Holdenville Children’s Hospital, was a total loss. Photos Courtesy of Leslie Grippando (left photo) and Makayla Ballard (right photo).

Funeral Services for Anna Lee Davis will be held at Stout-Phillips Funeral Chapel in Wewoka on Saturday, September 11 , at 11:00 AM. The viewing and family greeting will be held on Thursday, September 9, 2021, from 5pm-7pm at Stout-Phillips Funeral Chapel.

Reeca Jo Rowe, 91, of Holdenville passed away Saturday, September 4, 2021. Reeca was born February 22, 1930 in Allen, Oklahoma to Joe and Cleata Owens Jacobs.

Billy Lynn Sims passed away in Tulsa, OK on Friday morning, August 27, 2021, at the age of 81 years. Bill was son of Willie Jackson Sims and Agnes E.