Voters in Hughes County who want absentee ballots mailed to them for the October 12th Moss Public School and Calvin Public School District Special Election should apply now, County Election Board Secretary Brandy Davis said today.

NEW YORK, NY—After conducting several trials, Pfizer has announced that their vaccine is now almost as safe for kids as getting COVID is. “We are very proud of this achievement,” said a Pfizer spokesperson.

PORTLAND, OR—Local liberal man Patrick Verde wears a mask everywhere, but there’s just one problem: nobody can see how smug he looks over his superiority for wearing a mask. “If nobody can see how smug I look, what’s the point?” he lamented to the Portland Politburo.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaking on behalf of President Biden, Jen Psaki claimed today that we should keep letting unvaccinated immigrants into the country, since we need to fill all the roles of unvaccinated workers who got fired.

Our next all-employee party will be on the night of October 30, and we’re looking forward to having a high falutin’ good time. We say “high falutin’” because the cash drawing that night will be for $45, and that’s getting up in the realm of high finance.

“My brother skipped a grade, so he was small for his age when three other junior high school boys stole something from him and roughed him up one Friday after school. “My dad asked my despairing brother how he felt about it.

Oklahoma Gross Receipts to the treasury in August grew by almost 20 percent over the year with a rebounding fossil fuel industry leading the way, State Treasurer Randy McDaniel announced last week.

MINOR LEAGUE – ELKS 5 WETUMKA 3 The Elks scored single tallies in the first and second innings, added two more in the third and one in the sixth to pick up their first victory at Wetumka.

The Holdenville City Council will hold its regularly scheduled meeting tonight. There will be several items of note to discuss, among them a raise for fire department employees. The council will also be discussing the recent increase to the city share of 911 dispatch costs.

Friday, September 24 8:00 am - 6:00 pm Non-Livestock Entries Accepted (crafts, quilts, canning, etc.) Monday, September 27 8:00 - 12:00 Exhibit building closed to the public for judging of entries listed below: • 4-H Exhibit Judging • Horticulture Judging • Field Crop Judging • Craft Judging •...