A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you... don’t bother coming after me!” Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

November 11th we will observe Veterans Day, which was originally called Armistice Day to mark the end of World War I. Unfortunately, we’ve had too many wars since then, so the day had to be renamed.

is in “Jack-o-Lantern? He’s an ancient blacksmith who made a deal with the devil, trading his soul for seven years of prosperity. But he also got three wishes from Jesus and St.

The season for Trick or Treating is upon us and whether you are the giver or the getter, it is sometimes a stressful time for all. But for those of us of a certain age, there is a good time to give up the getting part of it.

WOKE A state of awareness achieved only by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything—except their own behavior. CONVERSING WITH PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRATS Conversing with a progressive democrat is like conversing with a doorknob, with one major difference: a doorknob has a moving part and serves a useful purpose.

By John Bill Martin Staff Writer On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

You don’t have to be a Bill Gates-type millionaire to have a more valuable commodity: Common sense. How ‘bout these observations? 1.

A few years ago, we had a guest preacher in our church one Sunday morning. Several of his congregants also were there in support of their beloved pastor.

If you have ever played football, coached football, had a son (or daughter) that played football or even watch it occasionally on TV, you have no doubt observed the behavior and sometimes the language of the coaches. Some examples by famous and some not so famous people: “Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football “...

It is an age of whatever you have, I want. In my mind is an image of a spoiled little kid screaming “mine-minemine” as he is dragged back from another kid who holds some sort of desirable toy. The image portrays segments of our adult population today. Whatever we see, we want it too. And too, we have a nifty way of inventing “boogie men” who have caused all our problems. I knew a guy over at Stonewall who blamed everything wrong in our country and in his life on “Wall Street Jews.” Wars too? Sure. The Jews, you know, started WWII so they could make money building war materials. So, he said. Not actually knowing any Jews at the time I had a hard time picturing these horrible people.