Body I used to love mustard This is a true story and a little different from my usual topics, but I thought it was hilarious, even a little racy.

Body Ever sit around and wonder ‘Just what is the difference between fear, dismay or panic?’ Well, now that you have brought up the subject, let me give you my illustration of the differences. Fear – when you have a tiny baby in your care.

Body Pigs and wedding bells The Picnic A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town’s annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter.

Body He is an 82 year-old man who went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

Body Do you ever feel overworked, over-regulated, under-leisured, under benefited? Take heart. This notice was found in the ruins of a London office building.

Body My mom and dad were raised in the depression. My mom was one of ten children.

Body Overheard at a recent school reunion… He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.

Body I received the following from one of our readers and really enjoyed the article. It is a list of Paraprosdokians.

Body Profound proclamations concerning life When you stand in front of a classroom of children for 57 years as I so enjoyably did, you encounter all sorts of questions, mostly about your personal life and sometimes about whatever topic we might have been discussing in class.

Body One of the first things I learned in Bible School as a youngster in rural Hughes County was that a parable is an earthly story with a Heavenly meaning. And some 80 years later, I know of no time in our Nation’s proud history when all of us could use more Heavenly meanings.