HOW SMART ARE YOU?
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--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just read the following actual quotes and you’ll begin to think you’re a genius.
*(On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because ...