HOW SMART ARE YOU?

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--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just read the following actual quotes and you’ll begin to think you’re a genius.

*(On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live for…