Liberal Obediently Awaits CDC Instructions On Whether It’s OK For Him To Breathe

PORTLAND, OR—Local progressive man William Mollison is currently obediently awaiting CDC instructions on whether or not it’s OK for him to inhale and exhale. The man is standing by, patiently awaiting the latest data on the CDC on if it’s OK for him to take a breath. He has been vaccinated, but still double-masks and isolates from all civilization, pending the CDC instructions o...