First-Ever Pride Month Ruined By 40 Days Of Rain

MESOPOTAMIA—It was going to be the first-ever Pride Month — a celebration of everyone doing everything they feel like doing in their hearts all the time — when it suddenly started raining and didn’t stop for forty days as God tried to wash all the wickedness off the earth. “Ugh. Well, this ruins everything,” said one man, who had looked forward to the celebration but was i...