BIDEN ANNOUNCES BY 2025 ALL WILDFIRES MUST BE ELECTRIC

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Speaking from the White House, President Biden announced his administration’s bold plan to require all wildfires be electric by 2025. “My administration is committed to fighting pancakes, I mean climate change, and today we announce our boldest initiative yet!” mumbled the President to a group of dolls gathered in his closet he mistook for reporters gathered...