BOY, WAIT ‘TIL THE TENNESSEE HITS JAPAN

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It was the biggest thrill of my life. The sky was filled with projectiles of all descriptions. Jap planes exploded in midair and a few miles away we could see enemy ships aflame as our big guns got direct hits.

RETRACTION

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In our November 1 edition of the Holdenville News we made an egregious error in the front page story “Holdenville Drug Ring busted by Task Force.” In an attempt to obtain the mug shots an error was made in the name of Jeffrey Cowell and was accidentally requested as Jeffrey Crowell. Our sincere apologies to Jeffrey Crowell, who was in no way a part of the drug ring that was busted last week. Jeff Cowell, who was arrested is pictured at right.
JEFFREY COWELL

YOUR VOTE WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE

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If you had a winning lottery ticket would you keep it in hand dreaming of all the things you could buy or do with the money or, would you be sure to redeem the ticket before the deadline so that you could actually receive the money?