Around Town......by John Bill Martin

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Sharp minds for little children A first grade school teacher had 25 students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.

Around Town......by John Bill Martin

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Helpful E-mails not so helpful Hope everyone had a wonderful Valentine’s Day!!! The electronic age hassomedrawbacks, especially for old people used to paper and pen communication. Like me, I am sure each of you get more than your share of “helpful” e-mails urging you to do or not do many things.

Country Comments

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· There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.” · · It’s important to take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. · You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
Country Comments

Family Talk

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KIDS THESE DAYS I was talking with a friend recently who said, “I can’t stand this younger generation. They are irresponsible, shiftless and can’t show up to work on time.” This person was in their 70s and apparently didn’t remember older people said the same thing about us when we were young.
Family Talk

“The Opposing Thumb Guy”

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Take a good look. It’s always there, part of a healthy, whole hand. Hold up your hand and you’ll see it. The one digit that is pointing the opposite of the other four fingers, every time. Oh yeah, you can force it to go along with all the others, but you do have to work at it. Usually, it just naturally sticks out to the side, like “a sore thumb.” It’s always just a little different and obstinately curving away from all the others - but it sure serves a great purpose.
“The Opposing Thumb Guy”

One Pharmacist’s View

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Haiti’s Medicine Cabinets Just reading an article by Daniel Stone in the National Geographic that he had recently written about (of all things) medicine cabinets. As a project, he had prowled and looked in many medicine cabinets as he traveled around the world, performing his chores.

“ASKING, ASSUMING, DEMANDING”

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A gripe taken from the lips of one frustrated lady, who was recently overheard in a public place. “I had the family holiday dinner at my house last week, just like I have for years.
“ASKING, ASSUMING, DEMANDING”

Around Town......by John Bill Martin

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Note how seemingly “innocent” entries can be turned against us! 1. LONGTERM PARKING Some people left their car in the longterm parking at the airport while away, and someone broke into the car.

“ASKING, ASSUMING, OR DEMANDING”

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A gripe taken from the lips of one frustrated lady, who was recently overheard in a public place. “I had the family holiday dinner at my house last week, just like I have for years.
“ASKING, ASSUMING, OR DEMANDING”
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