FUNNY STUFF...

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Imagine a world in which YouTube, Twitter and Facebook merged to become ”YouTwitFace.” The Powerball Jackpot tonight is one tank of gas, six rolls of toilet paper and a sheet of ½-inch plywood. “He who drinks a fifth on the Fourth, may not be able to go forth on the fifth.” Self-checkout lines should include an employee discount.

THIS WEEK IN HISTORY

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SEPTEMBER 19TH 1796: George Washington’s Farewell Address is printed throughout the US. The address was written by Washington toward the end of his second term as President. Directed to his ‘friends and fellow-citizens,’ it argued for democratic republicanism and called for national unity. Washington asked the people to forgive any mistakes he may have made during his tenure, and closed by saying he was excited to become a private citizen after decades of public service.

Hughes County Court Records

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FELONIES Makayla Duffey OSW—obtaining food stamps by fraud Daniel Ray Swift OSW—domestic assault and battery by strangulation DIVORCE Jeremi Eric Lemp vs. Alanna Dawn Lemp Donald Ray Riley vs.

HUGHES COUNTY HISTORICAL SOCIETY OPENING

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The Hughes County Historical Museum will be open during Fall Festival October 1, from 10-2. We will have digital yearbooks for sale as well as some other items. We have added many new items to the already vast collection of Hughes County memorabilia. Stop by and see us at Broadway and 7th and take a walk through history.

H.A.L.O. NEWS

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Montie Lucas and Donna Lipe made a trip to Iowa Sept 9th thru the 11th taking the 5 puppies they had been caring for since birth. There were also 10 little pups from Seminole on the trip. Thank you two ladies, for driving all night and saving these dogs. Nine of the 15 were adopted over the weekend! Thanks again to Stephen Davis for the RED ROCKET! For those of you who have not heard. Gabriel Sears was hired by the City council to be our Animal Control Officer. Cat Hasenberg is going to work at the Shelter with Whitney Grizzle. Cat really loves working with the animals more than just picking them up, so it is a win-win for all! Montie Lucas will be retiring in the near future and we will want to have a retirement reception in her honor. As you know she has dedicated her life to the animals at the shelter working long hours caring for the sick one and even taking them home to recuperate. We will let you know when we find out the date for the reception and would love for everyone to attend. The Spay-Ghetti and No Ball Dinner was a huge success! We want to thank all those involved. A Thank you ad was in the Holdenville News today and you can see just how many made this possible! Concrete was poured last month for a foundation for holding pens and some outdoor kennels we hope to buy in the future. Fourteen yards of concrete were finished with VOLUNTEER help from Patrick Andrews, Billy Hanks, Matt Tallant and Cam’ron Schroeder. They did an Excellent job; it is very level and totally awesome! Special thanks to Greg Willis and Kermit A Frank at Dolese Company for the discount on the concrete! Thank you to all involved!

Migrants Decline Newsom’s Offer Of Asylum In CA Since They Just Came From A Collapsing Communist Hellhole With No Electricity

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MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA — This week, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis flew 50 migrants to an affluent island in Massachusetts to highlight the struggles of border states whose resources are buckling amid soaring numbers of undocumented immigrants. Progressives have labeled the action as “cruel” and “heartless,” but when California governor Gavin Newsom volunteered asylum for the migrants in his own state, they declined the offer since they had only recently escaped a collapsing communist state with-out electricity.
Migrants Decline Newsom’s Offer Of Asylum In CA Since They Just Came From A Collapsing Communist Hellhole With No Electricity

Greatest Western TV Shows Ever

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Al Wilburn found his little ditty on a web-site called Cowboys and Indians The Post and I found it intriguing to say the least. Of course my early days of TV watching were limited to Channel 4, Channel 9 and Channel 10 (out of Ada) so I am no expert.

If my Body Was a Pick-up Truck

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If my body was a pick-up, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull.
If my Body Was a Pick-up Truck

Deryln Fountain Pope

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Deryln Fountain Pope, 75, of Holdenville, Oklahoma, passed away Saturday, September 10th, 2022, with her husband and daughter by her side. Deryln was born February 8th, 1947 in Shawnee, Oklahoma to Deryl Fountain and Beverly (Booth) Fountain.
Deryln Fountain Pope