Wow. Just wow.

I wrote this list when blessed with having, from my daughter and son-inlaw, three grandsons (my son later added another grandson). This list, to me, has stood for at least a short test of time as the grandsons are now ages 8 to 13.

“WHAT YOU SEE MAY NOT REALLY BE THERE” Comments to: andybowman839@gmail.com Coffeetimecolumn.com Andy is a typical early riser. Meaning he is usually up, dressed and sitting at the desk in his office by around seven every morning.

4th Grade Superintendent: Lili Bohrer Raul Corral Harlow Evans McKenzie Foster TW Horton Lillie Leftwich Abbi Madron Steven Olden Lila Peek Bradley Polkinghorn Zach Stallcup Jariah Wauqua Mya Welch Kyle Womack Principal: Makaya Aguilar Rylon Bear Boston Bowman Delayne Brown TJ Brown Daisy Bryant Bentley Cullum Merriman Emma Fauteux Noah Fixico Levii Gonzalez Hailie Hall Caiden Hutchison Aniyah Lincoln Taylor Masso Jayzen Mooney Alice Nunn Bryce Owens Mvhayv Piza Jagger Streater Andrew Struna Phoebe Thacker 5th Grade Superintendent: Cale Babb Iyana Babb Seth Hall Zayra Hernandez Waylon Jeffrey Krayden Kelley Sadie Kibby Serenity Langdon Miranda Martinez Avery Maylen Levi Morris Josslynn Rollins Logan Smith Lucca Smith Anton Stewart Principal: Bryson Andrews Traeston Brown Pedro Casio-Harris Tony Caudell Alex Cellars Nina Chen Cori Coats Anabell Creekmore Samuel Cullum Aiden Giles Liliana Gonzalez Emily Goodman Braylee Hobia Lainey McMinn Aspen Napoleon-Sullivan Makayla Orr Lane Puckett Juan Rosas Gracie Settles Bailey Sisco Easton Smith Jorja Smith Dakota Watson Ryder White Kenlee Wilkes Bailey Worsham 6th Grade Superintendent: Trinity Ayers Brayden Black Jewelleah Brill Rowdy Elkins Claire Siemens Principal: Taelor Anderson Xavier Anderson Riley Armstrong Jasmine Bonewit Jayden Ellis Aaliyah Estel Lexxi Goolsby Jon Green Max Heath Tripp Janes Kloie Johnston Landri Jones James Julian Cash Lening Kianna Lincoln RJ Lowe Logan Nuckols Katelyn Ramey Eldon Rankins Roper Smith Jaeden Stewart Aniyah Sturdivant Allyson Vega-Luevano Bailey Wichtendahl 7th Grade Superintendent: Knowlten Hall Matty Jones Kaytlynn King Tenetke Lowe Principal: Erick Becerra-Rivera Ryan Bennett Sebastyan Bennett Bo Black Makayla Blackshire Addison Brown Hayden Brummett Lani Dentler Caily Eller Michaela Gaines Bella Hale Corrie Hanks Kilian Harjo Jorden Hodges Scarlett Irby Raelee Johnson Tim Jones Boston Lowe Riley Lucas Jack Manion Brandon Martinez Angela Palmer Mayra Palomera Nolan Polkinghorn Madyson Richmond Peyton Robinson Darcy Shepherd Russell Spearman Colton Steele Kierra Tiger Madisyn Wilkerson Daisy Wood Taylor Yandell.

JANUARY 24 TH —28 TH Mon: Chicken salad sandwich, corn chowder, fruit cocktail, sherbet and milk Tues: Tater tot casserole, California blend vegetables, peaches, fruit crisp and milk Wed: taco soup, Spanish rice, seasoned cauliflower, no bake cookie and milk Thurs: Scalloped chicken, steamed broccoli, Thurs: Scalloped chicken, steamed broccoli, beets, banana pudding and milk Fri: Pizza burger, glazed carrots, fried okra, peanut butter cake w/chocolate frosting and milk.

We had made it through Monroney Jr. High in my blessed journey through a charmed life when we ran out of room last week.

MISDEMEANOR Laura Costa OSW—Protective order violation DIVORCE Jeana Marie West vs. Billy Franklin West CIVIL Bancfirst vs.

A few years ago, many of you got a lot more enjoyment out of my dilemma with excess squirrels than I figured you deserved. The squirrel that took to church going got the most attention after the preacher and the deacons went in hot pursuit of this uninvited non-baptistic rodent. It was later identified as a Nazarene squirrel. Although the Nazarenes denied even knowing the rodent. And this was on a Sunday sabbath day no less. Then about that same time period while I was off visiting my kids down in South Florida a different squirrel moved into my house. It made quite a mess too before my daughter enlisted Chock Tilley to come up and catch the criminal varmint. He did and that was the end of those aggravating rodents. I thought.

*Murderer says detective ruined his reputation *City unsure why the sewer smells *World Bank says poor need more money *Feds say fish need water *Headless body found in topless bar *Statistics show that teen pregnancies drop off significantly after age 25 *Woman missing since she got lost *Woman missing since she got lost *Headline will go here, blah, blah, blah *Scientists kill ducks to see why they are dying *Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons *Mayor to homeless: Go home *Chine may be using the sea to hide its submarines *Homicide victims rarely talk to police *17 dead in morgue shooting spree *Utah Poison Control reminds everyone to not take poison *Arsenic in the water is nothing to worry about *Army vehicle disappears after being painted with camouflage *One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers *Mississippi’s literacy program shows improvement *Miracle cure kills fifth patient *A majority of Americans, 4 in 10, say they hate math *Crash occurs when plane hits the ground *Rally against apathy draws a small crowd *Breathing oxygen is linked to staying alive *Underwear bandit caught after brief crime spree *Parents keep kids home to protest school closure *Sewage spill kills fish but water safe to drink *County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds.

COVID postpones Homecoming This COVID stuff is disrupting everything! And how dare it interfere with Homecoming? There’s always been a joke between coaches about homecomings …..We know there’s going to be a homecoming ceremony and a dance and there’s a rumor there’s going to be a ball game! What if the opponent can’t play because they can’t put a complete team on the court? The answer……You postpone homecoming until the visiting can play! Thus the new date for homecoming is January 29 and hopefully both teams will be able to field a team! Holdenville drops two at Okemah Okemah is a tough place to play! The Panthers are always good and it’s really hard to defeat them on their home court! The ever improving Holdenville boys played well at Okemah and came within a basket of tying the Panthers. Brayden McLean poured in 22 points to lead the Wolverines in scoring in Holdenville’s 57-55 loss to the Panthers.