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Humor Can Be Found in Strange Places
A robber breaks into an old couple’s house at night. The couple confronts him and he pulls out his gun.
“I was gonna just get away, but now I have to kill ua. What’s your name?” he asks the lady.
She replies, “Linda.”
“That was my mother’s name. Now I can’t kill ya.”
“And what’s your name,” he asked the old man.
He answers, “Fred, but all my close friends call me Linda.”
The robber chuckled and left.
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