VERY INTERESTING!

• So cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws aren’t. That must be frustrating.

• Still trying to get my head around the fact that the words ‘Take-Out’ can mean food, a date, or murder.

• To the paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers. If you do find one, what’s your plan?

• Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the ‘cool table’ of the patients’ cafeteria in a mental…