Horse of a Different Color

BIG TROUBLE. A man walks in through the front door after work. … and his wife immediately starts smacking him, left and right across the face, cursing. “Wait! Stop it! Whoa, there, what gives?!,” the man says. The smacking intensifies briefly, and then she lets up. “I picked up your coat from the dry cleaners earlier today and found THIS in the pocket!” his wife ex...