Country Coments

As I’ve grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but hacking everyone off is a piece of cake.

I’m responsible for what I say, now what you understand. Common sense in like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there’s a new strain out there.

It’s not my a…