Kids say the darndest things

School is definitely back in session and it is like no other school year we have ever known, but some things remain the same. Namely, the humorous (often) true things that kids say and they don’t even know they are funny.

Examples:

CHILDREN ARE QUICK

TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Class started before I got here ***

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You t…