The Fourteen Days of Valentine’s

I’m not very good with numbers. That’s why I went to law school. They told me there wouldn’t be any math. But accountants know about numbers and when my accountant, Mike Bell, talks numbers, I listen carefully.

Mike once told me, “One is not enough. You need fourteen.”

“Fourteen what?” I asked numbly, assuming he was referring to something like fourteen tax exemptions.

“Days” replied Mike. “One day i…