Around Town......by John Bill Martin

Funny stories to fill idle times

Some of us have time during when “…there’s nothing to do.” Maybe this little group of suggested activities might help fill the idle spaces.

Bread is like the Sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Why do French people eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope.

What do you call a lazy k…