Around Town......by John Bill Martin

The mind is a priceless gift, one that sometimes can be clouded by environment and preconceptions. For example: 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was…