BLOOPER OF THE WEEK
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All food left in the church kitch refrigerators must be removed on Friday for cleaning.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings.
SUNDAY SATIRE
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman, too. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and m…
