Around Town......by John Bill Martin

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Happy Valentine’s Day to you and yours.

THE HOTEL BILL An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant 70th birthday by staying overnight in one of London’s most expensive hotels.

When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.

She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. “It’s a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren’t worth $25…