WNBA BRINGS IN REVERED SUPREME COURT JUSTICE TO HELP DETERMINE WHAT A WOMAN IS

NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women’s National Basketball Association decided to bring in a revered Supreme Court Justice to help settle the question.

The crisis over defining the word “woman” began after two former NBA players declared themselves women and entered the 2027 draft, testing the league’s long-celebrated commitment to inclusion. The WNBA bylaws s…