FUNNY STUFF...

Imagine a world in which YouTube, Twitter and Facebook merged to become ”YouTwitFace.” The Powerball Jackpot tonight is one tank of gas, six rolls of toilet paper and a sheet of ½-inch plywood. “He who drinks a fifth on the Fourth, may not be able to go forth on the fifth.” Self-checkout lines should include an employee discount. When I was a kid, I used to watch the Wizard o...