Funny Headlines

*Murderer says detective ruined his reputation

*City unsure why the sewer smells

*World Bank says poor need more money

*Feds say fish need water

*Headless body found in topless bar

*Statistics show that teen pregnancies drop off significantly after age 25 *Woman missing since she got lost

*Woman missing since she got lost

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*Scientists kill ducks to see why they are …