ELON MUSK BUYS SANTA’S WORKSHOP, RELEASES EMAILS SHOWING HOW NAUGHTY AND NICE LISTS WERE CREATED

NORTH POLE — Elon Musk finalized the purchase of Santa’s Workshop this week and immediately released internal e-mails which show how the naughty and nice lists were created. “After buying Twitter I wanted to try my hand at supporting a cause I really believed in,” said Musk of his recent purchase. “But after finding out reindeer can’t live in sub-arctic temperatures I deci...