Country Coments

A local wife was heard saying to her husband that she would like something shiny that would go from 0 – 200 in ten seconds for her 25th wedding anniversary. We later heard that he bought her a bathroom scale. We have not seen him since that time.

Quote of the week…

“I’m at the age when my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12 while body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.”