Around Town......by John Bill Martin

By John B. Martin

In case you may be wondering who is Steven Wright? He is a wellknown (I never heard of him) humorist and socalled expert on worldly affairs and thanks again to Al Wilburn, I will share with you.

1 - I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don’t expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name…