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“ARMY MOVING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY”

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Can’t you just picture it in your head?

Colonel Worthington Worm called his tactical team together in a planning meeting one balmy evening in Oklahoma.

“Attention, Majors. We are officially at war. Our mission before us here in Oklahoma; to destroy and annihilate every lawn that we can. Each of you will be d…